Last nite when I first got into Vernon, I was asking a hot 28 yo the best way to get to Okanagan Lake and Kalamalka Lake. I know I didn’t need to tell you he was hot, since, after all…I’m in Vernon.
Anyways, he tells me in minute detail how to drive to each lake. Every turn, every curve. Then he proceeds to tell me in detail which beach he suggests at each lake, and which runner up beach. Then he makes suggestions for food, again, in detail for both lakes.
He highly suggests hiking at Kalamalka out to Juniper Bay which is at a point, and there is also a beach nearby…and of course how to get there in detail.
His gfriend walks up, and he tells her:
Him: I’m sending her to Rattlesnake Point!
Me: Ahhh…is there something you forgot to tell me?
Him: Oh…ya…watch out for rattlesnakes.
Me: Jokingly, I say: does my bear spray work on rattlesnakes?
Him: [he doesn’t get the joke] no, but if you’ve got bear spray, bring it.
Me: I need bear spray?
Him: You’re in BC…you ALWAYS need bear spray.
Me: And what about the snakes?
Him: You’ll be ok if you stay on the path. They don’t want anything to do with you. I’ve lived here 8 years and I’ve only seen 4 rattlesnakes – and 2 were on the same day.
So, in all the minute details he told me, he forgets to mention rattlesnakes on the trail? Goodness.